Brief: On the Sussex coast summer just won't be as much fun for one ageing Eastbourne resident - who was ordered to cover up properly when sunbathing.
It was the complaints about his penchant for wearing nothing but a see-through, heart-shaped ladies' thong while enjoying the beach in fine weather that did it.
"This was a grotesque spectacle of an ageing exhibitionist. It's not clever," the judge warned him.